Friday, May 18, 2007

1. What's your middle name?:
 Sex bomb.
2. Is your cell phone a flip phone?
 Yeah, actually, ‘cause I’m retro like that. And because it was the least expensive phone available.
3. Have you ever been to New Jersey?: Mais bien sur. I go to the Paramus mall every day-before-Christmas-eve with my uncle to buy last-minute gifts (we’re both kind of spacey about present-giving- we usually end up giving everyone horrendous tacky novelty pins and the like) for everyone in our family. I also have some dear friends who live in Joysey, but I usually make them come up and visit me because (and I’m not pulling a Sienna Miller here, I don’t mean this bitchily) I get kind of bored there. I’m very ADD, so I need lots and lots of urban distraction.
4. What's your favorite soda?: I don’t drink soda. The last time I drank a Coke was when I was five years old in an art gallery in Russia with my mother. I have a vague memory of throwing up in the coatroom.
5. Do you have satellite?
 Say what? I have…cable, I think. Is that the same? I don’t know, I’m not technologically blessed.
6. Where did you go to college?
 Harvard. I majored in BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, that’s hard to keep up. I have not as such attended an institution of higher education yet. But I fooled you, didn’t I?
7. What's the longest road trip you've been on?
 I took a three-day road trip once with my aunt and some friends, armed only with our (not-so-full) wallets and the Road Food guidebook my aunt gave me for Christmas two years ago. We all ended up screaming at each other, losing maps and eating a lot, but it was crazily fun. And so very Jack Kerouac, yes?
8. Did you go to a private school?
 Yeah. I’ve actually attended a bunch of schools but the one I’ve attended for the longest time is private.
9. What's your favorite smiley?

The pirate smiley. And the old-school vintage smiley with a twist…it’s a Magic-8 Ball! And this weird, yin/yang-but-not snarly/smiley which I love with all my heart.
10. Do you buy lottery tickets in hopes of winning?
 The lottery is evil, dude. In fifth grade when we were studying probability, and, by association, the New York lottery, I had this breakthrough- “Where is the money that people pay to buy Lotto tickets GOING?” I was a total idiot- I thought maybe it was going to some illicit crack den or something and I’d totally cracked the code and nobody had ever thought of that before me. I told my teacher my theory, and she laughed. Hard. It was mean, actually. I was like TEN. No need to squash all my delusions of grandeur.
11. What year were you born in?
 The year of living dangerously.
12. Do you like the smell of Sharpies?
 God, no. I love Sharpies, especially miniature sharpies, but I hate the smell.
13. What does your screensaver look like?:
 Leopard print. Grrr. It used to be a picture of me and my friends in amusing hats, and then before that a picture of a constellation of stars, which always used to distract me because the stars had some technology to make it look like they were moving around and shooting, and I would sit down at my computer ready to do work and an hour would go by and I would realize I’d been there transfixed by the shimmery-glimmery stars and hadn’t begun whatever it is I was meant to be doing.
14. Do you have an iPod?:
 No, I’m practically Amish. I don’t have a Myspace/Facebook or a cellphone that was made in the twenty-first century, either. If it weren’t for my blessed computer, upon which I listen to music, watch TV and pretty much do everything, I would probably be a) filling out this survey on a banana peel, and b) doing really well in school.
15. What's your biggest pet peeve?
 DO NOT GET ME STARTED. I can’t list just one! But, top 5- people who come into Cool Vintage Store and don’t put the clothes they try on back on the racks, people who sneeze on me in the subway or bus (really, it’s like they seek me out. SNEEZE INTO YOUR HAND. Don’t you know that’s how the plague got started? Oh, wait, or was that rats? Whatever), condescending people, people who EAT YOUR FOOD and then pretend they didn’t know it was yours (I’m generally not a physically violent person, but I am vicious about food) and coleslaw. I don’t know why, but coleslaw just angers me. It always has. Ugh...
16. What shoe size do you wear?:
 8 ½ to 9.
17. What's your favorite kind of cereal?: What isn’t my favorite kind of cereal, would be a better question. I’m trying to be slightly more healthy (read- lose weight for the hell of bathing suit season) so I’ve been eating disgusting bran-type stuff lately, but nothing beats a classic bowl of Lucky Charms, with or without milk.
18. Do you ever listen to Classical music?
 Meh. Sometimes it’ll be playing in the background of a room I’m in and I’ll kind of like it, but really, I’m not a fan.
19. What kind of instruments do you play? 
 Guitar. I used to take piano in third grade, but I quit.
20. Do you like Girl Scout cookies?
 Who doesn’t? Bring on the Thin Mints. I’m furious that Girl/Boy Scouts don’t peddle here in NYC. If you think about it, they’re kind of the drug dealers of the cookie world. Maybe somebody should mention that to the Scoutmaster.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? 
No. But I have stared wistfully at huge tacky white limos and thought “What I wouldn’t give to be the tacky suburban teen couple passed out in that magnificent vehicle on their way back from the senior prom. Oh, to be clad in lurid ruffled chiffon and dance the night away with a wasted stoner in his big brother’s lurid white tuxedo!”
Because nothing says "Romance" like ruffled puff sleeves and a mullet.
22. Do you like Hummers? NO. NO. NO. It’s one thing to have ginormous cars for BATTLE, but come on, every generic New York tanorexic mother who’s practically run me down at crosswalks because you were too busy screaming at your staff from your Crackberry to watch where you were going, do you really need a frickin’ MILITARY TANK CAR to squire your two blond children to soccer practice?
24. Are you scared of horses? 
No. I like horses. I never really had a horsey stage, and I loathe My Little Pony with the white-hot fire of a thousand screeching rockets, but I like real horses. They’re very gentle and peaceful. Unless they’re, you know, bucking you. Plus, I really like riding outfits.
25. Do you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate?: Milk chocolate. I wouldn’t refuse dark chocolate, but if I got to choose I’d take milk chocolate.
26. Do you wear glasses?:
 I’m supposed to, but I’m too vain to wear them outside of class.
27. Does it annoy you when people misspell things?:
 I’m a total grammar Nazi. It’s actually pretty obnoxious. I try to stop myself from correcting people’s spelling, but it’s hard- sometimes I have to bite my lip to keep from blurting out, “ANDROGYNOUS IS SPELLED WITH A Y!”, et cetera.
28. Do you like the beach or the mountains:
 Why do I have to choose? Why can’t I spend my summers frolicking on the beach and my winters holed up in a shack in the mountains like some crazy old shut-in? GOD. No need to PIN ME DOWN, SURVEY.
29. Have you ever taken cough medicine when you didn't have a cough?:
 No. Why? Are you subtly trying to figure out if I’m a druggie? I’m onto you, Survey. Don’t you lie to me.
30. Have you ever been to band camp?
 Well, just this one time…Okay, I don’t feel good about that. That was way too easy. I apologize to you all.
31. Do you know any guys with a receding hair line?
 Unfortunately, yes, but I wish I knew Stewie Griffin (I still prefer The Simpsons to Family Guy, but Stewie makes it a semi-difficult decision). Well, I guess his hairline isn’t so much receding as not grown yet, but still…
32. Do you know what Chacos are?
 Do you know what a phylactery is? No, me neither.
34. Have you ever watched Room Raiders on MTV?:
 Actually, I don’t think I have. I mean, I’ve never sat down to watch an episode- it’s possible that it has at some point been on in the background in some room I was in and therefore has seeped into my consciousness and I will soon randomly get a flash of knowing what the show is about, like an out-of-body experience. Is it sort of like Trading Spaces? No, I don’t know.
35. What's the best Christmas present you've ever got?: I would have to say my knitted monkey toe socks. Shut up. I love them.
36. What's your favorite Popsicle flavor? All Popsicles taste the same to me.
37. Did your parents give you an allowance?: They used to give me a regular one. Now they give me money for food, Metrocards etc., which sounds weird but I end up eating most of my meals out of the house. I still think of it as an allowance but it’s really not.
38. Did you ever watch Rugrats when you were little? Yeah. I liked Angelica. I saw a lot of myself in her. And I liked Suzie Carmichael too, and Chuckie. It is NOT sad that I know the Rugrats so well. It’s NOT. Okay, it is. But honestly, I have a photographic memory- not for anything relevant or useful, like peoples’ phone numbers or European history, but for little facts and TV characters in particular.
39. How many myspace groups have you joined? I already told you, I’m nearly Amish. I don’t have a Myspaz. By the way, no offense to the Amish…but hey, it’s not like any of them are reading this! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA Oh God, my head hurts. Laugh with me. LAUGH.
40. What do you think of standardized tests?:
 In theory I hate them- they’re really oppressive and I don’t think they’re an accurate measure of intelligence or how much you deserve to attend a certain school- but I actually like the vocab sections. I hate the math ones, though, and I’m not such a big fan of the ones where you have to read a huge passage and summarize it or whatever- I’m not that kind of reader.
41. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
 Well, the other day I went to Starbucks and bought a piping-hot coffee, skim milk and Splenda, as per usual. HOWEVER. I knew that the coffee would not cool down for at LEAST five minutes or even more, yet I raised the cup to my lips…and with no regard for my safety or the possible burning of my tongue…I took a sip.
I know. I’m wild.
42. Have you ever cheated on a test?:
 What’s your pants size? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were asking each other awkward questions.
43. Is tomorrow your birthday?:
 No, but I plan to eat cake anyway.
44. Have you ever choked on your own spit? 
Ew! No, not that I know of. I’ve choked on my own laughter, and almost all kinds of food as a result of hysterical laughter. My friend told me a story today and I thought I was going to choke on my cinnamon bun. People shouldn’t tell me funny things when I’m eating, it’s hazardous to my health.
45. Do you like roller coasters?: YES. Bring them on. I always have a nervous breakdown waiting in line to go on, almost chicken out, get dragged on by my friends, and end up being glad I went on. At the risk of sounding like a “You don’t need drugs!” commercial, there’s something about that exhilarating fear right before the ride lurches down that makes me feel very…alive, you know?
46. When was the last time you went roller blading?
 Two summers ago. I fell down in Central Park and skinned my knee in front of about sixty tourists. And I used to belong (IN MY YOUTH, like my very very young youth, like fourth grade, so shut up) to a…God, I hate to say it…rollerblading league. And you know you are jealous. But I jammed my finger one time during an intense game of Rollerblading Steal The Bacon, and I remembered that I am prone to bodily harm. So I quit. Just like that bitchy girl in The Cutting Edge, after she got injured. I love stupid movies, but I could only stomach that one for twenty minutes. I wonder what happened to her after she met that cute guy on the beach?
47. Have you ever wished you had a twin?:
 Every single day of algebra. And physics. And floor hockey.
48. Do you have a caffeine addiction?: God, yes. Seriously, don’t talk to me in the morning before I’ve had some form of caffeine or artificially sweetened pastry topped with pink icing. I happen to be drinking really bad coffee at this very moment. And eating a Pop-Tart.
49. Do you get claustrophobic easily?:
 Yeah. I don’t, like, hyperventilate in elevators on a regular basis, but when I get stuck in elevators I FREAK OUT. And I just don’t like very enclosed spaces in general.
50. Would you ever kiss on the first date?:
 I’m offended! Remember, Survey, that I am a lady. If this was an old movie, I would be wearing a petticoat and slapping you daintily right now. And then storming out with my parasol.
But yes, if I liked the guy.

Please fill this out! I want to see you guys' responses. And don't feel obligated to add in pictures- that's just how I roll. ;^) Yeah, I said that.

THE TV CORNER- Oh, how to do this? So much to discuss, so little time. I know! I'll do this.
RANDOM MUSINGS THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD DURING THE LAST EPISODE OF ANTM
1. Renee's parting shot- "I'd rather have wisdom in my eyes and thoughts in my head than a blank and empty mind" was awesome, but would really make so much more sense if she wasn't, you know, an evil bitch queen from Hades.
2. If the camera ADDS ten pounds, what the hell is Jaslene on? And can I have some? Girl is skinnier than the love child of Ellen Pompeo and a Twizzler.
3. Did it ever cross anybody's mind that maybe Tyra sort of has a thing for The Nige? He is fine, y'all. And he's always like, foisting her off. It's somewhat amusing.
4. God, I am such a loser for caring enough about ANTM to actually talk about it- in all seriousness- on my blog.
5. No, you know what? We live in a time of poverty, and disease, and George Bush. If I need to discuss America's Next Top Model, so be it.
6. "Battle Of The Accents"? Oh, Tyra. You're too much. No, really, you are. Go away now. Just go and sit down over there. Thanks.
7. I wonder if there's any truth to the rumor that the J/Jays are joined in the act of love? It's v. highly unlikely, but I hope it's true. In the words of Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock, "Freaky-deakies need love too."
8. When I saw Jas-queen win and was raging to my friend over the phone, I heard myself say, "IT'S SO UNFAIR THAT SHE WON JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A BETTER MODEL!" Hmm. It's true, though. I love Nata! I hope we haven't seen the last of her, but we all know what happens to runners-up on this show. They slink off into the vortex of anonymity like shamed pregnant teens at the prom- not that the winners exactly achieve
much outside of a "My Life As Tyra's Lapdog" commercial.
9. Sass + Bide? But that's, like, a real brand. A respected brand, even. A brand I like. Tyra! What have you done? You've mistakenly BOOKED A GOOD DESIGNER! That's not you! You book Payless Shoes and Sears! What the hay-ell? (I kind of miss Dionne).
10. "When I had a baby, I thought my life was over." Too bad Renee didn't win (never thought I'd say that, even though she totally did have the best commercial)- she could have put some of that money towards her child's future therapy. Trust me, he'll need it. Also, "win this for the mamas"? Dude. One episode ago you didn't even believe Natasha HAD a baby.
That's all, folks! Can't wait till next cycle...God, this will probably always be my hate-to-love-it show.
Ugly Betty...did anybody else get a sudden bad attack of "allergies" during the finale? It was so sad, y'all! HENRY! NOOO! CUTE NERD! WHY? Why did he go back with Tiny Pregnant Hippie Whore? GOD. I was totally screaming at my TV. Why don't the people in my TV ever listen to me?
But anyhow. It was a very good episode, I thought. And I'm of the opinion that Tranny Get Your Gun had kind of outlived her usefulness on the show. But still, it was great.
The Office- I TiVoed it and haven't had a chance to watch it yet. But the great thing about The Office is that it hardly ever slips, so I know I'm in for something hysterical.
Scrubs- what is there to say, really? I'm glad it's coming back next year. It's not my appointment-TV, die-if-I-miss-it show but I love it anyway.
Oh, and even though I'm sad about all my shows ending, I'm kind of gleeful about The End Of Grey's. I know, I know, it's coming back next season, but just for tonight let me dream of a world without Grey's Anatomy, a world where I am free. Everyone at school talks about it ad nauseum and really, I hate the show so much now. What happened? Did it get really bad or did I accidentally develop taste in TV?
I think it's the former- after all, I do love ANTM and all that hideous MTV crap i.e. My Super Sweet Sixteen (although I just get a kick out of laughing at the kids, if I think about it too long it hurts my head).

SIGHTINGS- Nice leather bowling bag, Girl With Leather Bowling Bag. It looked designer but I just couldn't tell. I liked it, though. Also, excellent madras shorts, Sexy Boy In Madras Shorts. See, I think you were wearing them ironically, which makes me happy. Certain things should only be worn ironically, such as madras and plaid.
Oh, and hello, All-White Pantsuit Lady Who Looked Totally Classic And Timeless In An Isabella Rossellini Way. Why can't I be you? I bet keeping that suit clean on the subway is a bitch, though.

CURRENT ATTIRE- Vintage pale pink slip dress from Cool Vintage Store, ballet flats in a shocking shade of fuchsia (I hate matching), tacky bangles, Strand Bag.

Ciao, Roma
<3

45 comments:

blushing apples said...

i love your question and answer entry! very intertaining...
"Do you have an iPod?:
 No, I’m practically Amish. I don’t have a Myspace/Facebook or a cellphone that was made in the twenty-first century, either.." OMG ME TOO I DONT OWN AN iPOD OR HAVE A MYSPACE, I'M AN ANTI-MYSPAC/FACEBOOK TYPE OF GAL! I'm I amish? probably... hah funny sense of humor you have :)

blushing apples said...

"Do you have a caffeine addiction?: God, yes. Seriously, don’t talk to me in the morning before I’ve had some form of caffeine or artificially sweetened pastry topped with pink icing.."

I DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING, AFTERNOON, AT NIGHT... EVERYTIME I GET A CHANCE.... I WISH I HAD A STARBUCKS OR ANY COFFEE HOUSE IN MY HOME....

Emily Lin said...

Wow.. What an amazing Q&A! Did some one tagged you? :p You're so cool, gal! I'm using a flip phone too! - "because it was the least expensive photo available" (I quote you :p)

sarissa said...

love the survey, makes me go 'you joker!', i liked jaslene BUT i am a natasha fan for life, and as for renee, god i think if i went on antm i'd PROLLY be as big a bitch as her.. well im glad it was those 3 in the final because they just my favs.. alltime fave contestants are the final 3 from cycle 6- 'this is not america's next top best friend' jade (which TOTALLY brings me back to that scene from gilmore girls where lorelai starts doing her audition tape?) and 'they yanked out my freakin tooth' joanie, and 'i'm about to regurgitate owwwan sumbawdy's face righ' now' danielle..

great post, yes u finally developed taste in tv, je suis tres fier! greys is wack. sorry. i feel like i've mentioned my vendetta against it before now. great post! x

Katie said...

Yeah, Hummers are ridiculous and The Simpsons are clearly superior to Family Guy (at least they were up to like season 13).

Your blog kind of reminds me of the Georgia Nicolson books.

sara said...

I'll defiantly make time to fill that out soon.
---
Oh I used to love Grey's Anatomy, but IDK i just got kind of BORED, smae with Ugly Betty
I know I don't know what happened

x sara o

Mrs Fashion said...

What a fabulous questionnaire. I would love to fill it in but the whole anonymous blogger thing would get in the way of my answers. But btw, I think we have a lot in common - I know people with receding hairlines too!
Mrs F x

Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

Your right, nothing beats a bowl of Lucky Charms!

-ciao bella- said...

fab post as always. i don't even know where to start on saying how much i agree with all those questions so i'll just ask- how did you come up with those funny questions?

Touche19 said...

oh ho ho, we share the same shoe size!
be prepared to hand over some vintage kicks

I am FOR SURE taking this survey. I've been looking for something just like this for the LONGEST time. It's almost as if the heavens opened up and angelic voices filled the room.

*** MeMiLy EdD *** said...

I lost my flip phone and i am sooo annoyed because it has all my contacts on and i am very very sad...

maya said...

I know we've said this before but are you me in NY? could you be the parallel me? me with staight hair and an american accent?
JEEZ. and i have the same shoe size as you.
im obsessed with people not making grammar or spelling mistakes, i even correct myself. Outloud. i did that yesterday. seriously, im so obsessed i've been reading the people's comments and have noticed that blushing apples spelt entertaining wrong and emily lin wrote photo in stead of phone. that is how much i care.
and i am practically amish also. i have a computer and a breaking phone and thats it. i left my ipod on a plane (and let me just say that even my ipod was practically amish, it was one of the original first ever ipods and looked and felt like a brick) and miss it greatly, but now i am just sticking to my record player and 80's stereo. I should not be alive in the 21st century.
also, would you like to send me any of your too small shoes? because i really need them for...um... well just because i really like shoes.

CountryGirl_CityLife said...

yay, most excellent post to make up for lack of posts.

"Girl is skinnier than the love child of Ellen Pompeo and a Twizzler." Solid. Gold.

molly said...

you should get facebook! its fun
but myspace is evil and pedophile-filled
loooooved your antm list! with oozing passion

Meg said...

I stole it and copied it. I can't believe you don't have facebook. And...oh dear my lamp lightbulb just burst so I'm gonna go and fix it. I'll be back with additional thoughts though!

Re: Ugh, Kate Moss AND a Ferrari?

maya said...

no, id definately be the uptight british one, if you have the kind of accent i have people usually get the impression you're pretty up tight anyway. im not aying im posh but let's just say in NY i would have to repeat things alot.
eg. can i have some water please?
what?
water
what?
WATER
WHAT?
oh, just give me a coke

and i dont even like coke. i despise coke. but when you are british that is what NY does to you, it made me drink coke! i still loved it though, coke and all

the lipstick lady said...

aw dude, I had so many things to say but I've just forgotten them all. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT 1 IN THE MORNIGN OVER HERE AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO SLEEP BEFORE THAT FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. EH??? DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT???

emma, when I'm rich and famous and you know for sure that I'm not a serial killer retarded losery weirdo I'm going to go to new york and find you and we'll eat hotdogs together and watch grey's. but not dawsons. i saw about 10 seconds of it and threw up in my mouth.

I would usually jump at the site of a survey and fill it out immediately and post it but i already did a (crap) post, so I'll have to wait. I know, I'm sorry.
do you know how to yo-yo? I have a feeling you don't. if you don't, then I'm psychic. So... get back to me on that one because if my plans of rich-and-famous-dom don't come true then I'm becoming a psychic.

i am also a complete spelling freak. although, my spelling has kind of died since being at my current school, not to diss it or anything, it's just that we dont do any work. Grammar is my forte, you got grammar questions? I GAT A LIFE TIME A KNALEDGE. if you've seen she's the man you will understand. if you have it then GO OUT RIGHT NOW ANDNBUY IT ON DVD AND WATCH IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST MOVIE THAT EVER WALKED ON THIS PLANET.
oh jeez, the tired-ness is reeeeally catching up now

the lipstick lady said...

ALSO
get an ipod. how can you NOT have an ipod??? I understand the myspaz thing, i ditched mine a while ago to let blogger ruin my life in stead, but if I didn't have access to music every day, I'd go criminally insane. also I got those sweet headphones and i plan to use them. my plan isn't really working. they've just been sitting in that glass case for days now. I cant touch them other wise germs will get on my babies. I mean... what? I didn't... who? NO. no.

Alison said...

LOL your answers are soo funny
it's like they came from my head, but they're funnier.
and better-er.

BETTER-ER?? holy crap what am i on???
excuse me, i have to go drink a lot of coffee and then go and rock back and forth in the corner where i belong.

Anyways, AMAZING POST!! gawd i love you
but not in a lezzie way :)

ps. Nata = love

pps. Sass and Bide?? i was suprised too.

ppps. i'm actually going now.

pppps. bye

The Boob Lady said...

I love "The Kiss." Good use of Art! :)

Crazy Eddie said...

"...What year were you born in?
 The year of living dangerously..."

Lurved it.

As for the "tacky suburban teen couple", I almost pee'd my pants. This is why I return to my future wifey.

Besos para siempre.

Fashionyou's Molly said...

Haha. You do make me laugh.
But really, what are Chacos?!?
Xox.

Carolina Lange said...

Great questions! Your posts are allways excellent! That part when you said that you are "practically Amish" was so funny!

Hannah Danger said...

Probably THE most entertaining quiz post ever!

Eritia said...

the spelling/grammar freak response kinda totally described me.

jayne said...

haha you're very entertaining, esp when compared to studying french!

i will definitely fill this out when i find the time...

omg, madras shorts cannot be taken seriously, i hope he was being all ironic and crap, otherwise you've got a serious fruitcake on your hands!

Miss Zoe said...

still laughing at the amish!! quietly though i dont want to attract anger and scorn in the uni computer lab....

The Stiletto Effect said...

You're so funny!!!! I really like your blog :D
x0x0

the lipstick lady said...

i'm exactly the same, I have a rota. shhh, I'm a bit neurotic.
BUT emma, the sad truth is this:
it's actually a choker.
yes, a choker, like those things that you used to wear when you were 8 years old and thought you looked SO COOL and grown up and slutty. but that one's just $220

-S said...

i officially give you the award for longest posts EVER! seriously, i think they break a record.

WAT said...

The SMILEY part made me laff. HAHA!

No iPod! WHAT?! Shortbread Girl Scout cookies are da bomb as are those new Cinammon ones they just came out with. LOVE THEM!

I too am a spelling NAZI and I used to love rollercoasters lots when I was younger, but am more of a sissy now in my thir...OOPS! I mean, twenties.

parisian cowboy said...

:)

maya said...

what's splenda?
i did this survey. our answers are so similar it's scary

molly said...

oooh nooo, not "as tears go by"
get "why d'ya do it?"!!! or "sister morphine"
but mostly "why d'ya do it"
still, im very happy that you were interested enough to legally download her!
you rock emma

Tru said...

fun survey...perhaps I'll do it as well when I get the chance

ashley heaton said...

cute survey!
and yes, let's exchange links!

Bella said...

OMG I seriously love surveys, maybe it is slightly vain that i like to talk about myself....whatever I loved reading yours hilarious :)

molly said...

drunk on...life, are we now emma?
but, anyway, you best get your drunk (on life) self writing a new post

okay okay im getting greedy

no actually, no im not.

when i cant read a new post for you, i feel like my heart is being stabbed with splinters and theyre in deep and kind of at an angle
the only way to remove them is a new post

yes, your posts are like tweezers to me

Moose on the Loose said...

What an amazing questionaire! I love all of your responses too. The Harvard one made me laugh! xx

Miss Zoe said...

There is no comparison of Family Guy to Simpsons. ALthough I like the dog. The real comparison is Homer, and Bender. Looooovvvveeee Bender.

Lama Drama said...

i love these they are so fun!

Model Citzen said...

seriously, i used to be addicted to roller SKATING. not blading! skating :) and btw reading this was the best ten minutes of my morning, my coworkers kept looking over wondering what the hell i was laughing at.so if i get fired, i'm shackin up on your sofa. got it?

alexgirl said...

hah! i love your answers. I copied the survey and i'm going to do it too.
i love that you describe yourself as "practically amish." that is hilarious. I can't believe you dont' have an ipod or myspace or any of that crap. you're on a higher plain, emma.
and i'm in total agreemend about Hummers, and Stewie Griffin.

Mash said...

Funny questions and answers ! you made my day lol same thing for me about the caffeine addiction , if someone try to speak with me before my coffee I just can say "sh** up , please comeback after I drink my coffee"
shame ,shame !

molly said...

i have figured you out, you tricky girl!
you wait until you get 50 comments to do a new post!

dont me make purposefully multiple-comment, emma!